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Welcome to the Hayville Square Mall(We know it is not square and we have no idea why the idiots who built it named it that, so please stop asking ...... The Mall Manager The Mall is still under construction and is not currently open.... please check back! Shop 'Til You Drop, then call Weepin' Willie for a special deal! |
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Willie's Death Emporium Louise's House of Fate Joe's Pork Palace Homer's Book Store Ned's Magic Shop Sally & Marsha's 5&10 Dead End Real Estate Heyville Cemetery Newspaper Office Gameroom & Arcade Theater Church Birthing Center Hayville Telecom Dead Letter Office Hayville LocalWeather Report![]() The sun is always shining except when it's cloudy or night-time.
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Last update: September 20, 2009
The Hayville Square Mall
With sincere appreciation, we welcome our visitors,
The Hayville Square Mall is your one stop to shop until you drop. We will soon open and have only a few stores signed up at this time, but you might be surprised what you will find here. Willie's Death Emporium offers the best in your funerary needs, both before and after you're dead; Carney Ned's Magic Shop provides download magic; Homer's Paper Shop offers books and cards for those times of celebration; Sally's and Marsha's Five and Ten (dollars not cents) carries a line of 'to die for' items. Also you will find our police department, fire department, newspaper office, and Cornelius Cornhusker's real estate office on our premises. It is rumored that Sister Mary Louise may rent a spot from us soon for her House of Fate, that is if it's written in the stars. (Mention the code you received with your key to the city for a 5% discount on all pre-used and discontinued items.) You can enter the Mall Stores directly from any page location or click on the picture of the mall at the top left . Mall Entrance |
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