The Tale-less Weather for the Month
Of September.........
Fortunately, the weather
in Hayville is like the depression of the 1900's or the
recession of the 2009, no one knows there is one until the
media says there is. before the announcement of the
recession by our local paper, everybody (except the bodies
at Willie's) had a job, was shopping at the Hayville Mall,
Eating at Joe's, laughing, and having a good time.
Then, when it was announced that there was a recession,
everyone became miserable and poor. Joe almost had to stop
using straws at all, even twice used was a financial strain,
the Mall thought about closing 2 days a week to save on
cost, Cornelius thought about duplex grave sites, and the
Mayor declared the street lights would only be turned on
when necessary. So if you walk down a street and find the
lights off just walk up to the nearest pole and flip the
switch. We do ask you to turn it off again after you're
through.
So, I say that to say this, We only forecast weather for a
month at a time here, just like Sister Mary Louise does your
horoscope, and nobody (except those at Willie's) even
notices if we're wrong. The sun is shining, the wind is
blowing, the temperature is great, the pressure is off, and
the night is falling. If you want it any other way, go
someplace else and don't let the welcome to Hayville sign
hit you in the butt on your way out.
Enjoy your day, smile, be happy; there's enough time to be
sad after you're dead. (Although then there will probably be
a lot of people who will be happy once you're gone).
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