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Last update: November 19, 2009

Death is never having to say you're sorry........

Well, just a few weeks until Christmas and Death is always busy during the holiday season because people are just dying to get out of the holiday rat race, and no wonder; just one look at this years gift prices and shipping and it's a no brainer why people had rather die than pay those ridiculous prices for worthless junk that someone will have to stand in line to return.

Besides, what's with the old man in a red suit anyway, does he ever answer his mail? I think NOT!!! So, to help all you get what you want for Christmas, write that Christmas letter (Holiday letter, if you're touch about stuff like that) to me instead, thegrimreaper@hayville.com. Just be careful what you request..... you may just get it!

Send your letters and I will ask Richard to make sure they get published on this site and if they warrant, I will even answer them. Remember, it's ok to use an alias, so I won't know who you are, just like you do when you call the IRS to ask questions about your taxes. For heaven's (or Hell's) sake, never give your name and address to the IRS or Death.

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