Welcome to Hayville, hopefully your drive was enjoyable and it is my hope you will choose to reside or repose here, either temporarily or permanently. As my daddy once said, "They ain't makin' no more land, so grab a deal while the grabbin's good."

Don't forget our leased funeral plots, which are available even as we speak. We've had a couple tenants default on their payments and have had to evict them, so space is now available for immediate occupancy in the Heyville Cemetery. We also have a previously purchased plot available; one of our tenants decided to be toasted, when his time came.

Go to the cemetery and look around a bit, take the stroll, pick your space, and come see me for the deal of a lifetime or maybe the end of a lifetime. You may also see some of the property I have available for the living by previewing my Catalogue for Mortgage  and Mortuary Seekers.

Your above the ground and under the ground Real Estate specialist,

Cornelius