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Wind Direction:
The wind blows from the Southwest at some miles per hour, unless it blows from another direction.
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Hot unless it's cold
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Last update: November 16, 2009

 

We take care of you from the womb to the tomb!......


You are standing in our newest facility, a place where life is experienced from birth to death, and sometimes beyond.

It has always been my desire to open a birthing center in Hayville but it was only a recent possibility when Myron Djerkowicz came for our Annual Death festival with his display of Circumcision Foreskin Rings and offered to stay and supervise our Ritualistic Studies and Circumcision Center. We welcome him, and his eccentric ways, as a new addition to our family of businessmen.

Click the picture below to enter Myron's Circumcision Center

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