As the new full-time Mayor of Hayville, I welcome you to our fine cyber-town, where the living and the dead peacefully cohabitate together; sometimes sleeping in the same bed. After all, living is just a part of the dying process.... or is that dying is a part of the living process? I get the two mixed up.

Take this key to the city, and explore to your hearts content the informative, mysterious, and sometimes macabre locations you will find here and, while you're at it, visit the Hayville Square Mall (which is actually not square... go figure) to purchase all of your climbing the hill, on the hill, over the hill, and under the hill needs. Take a walk around Krystal Lake, eat at Joe's, or visit Weepin' Willie's Death Emporium; maybe even take in a full-length horror movie at Hayville's one and only drive-in theater. Some of the places are currently closed, but they will be available soon, when the season opens for business; meanwhile, there are a lot of open places to explore, so take your time and check back often to see what has been added.

My book, Weepin' Willie has been printed in hardback and large print edition, as well as paperback. You may order your copy from stores online such as Barnes and Nobles, Amazon.com, Borders, Books-A-Million, and Publish America. You can also purchase an autographed copy from me personally by clicking here.

After you've read my book, I'd appreciate you giving me a good review. You can send it to me or go to Amazon.com. For everyone who does, Joe's Pork Palace will offer 5 pounds of BBQ at the time Willie does your cremation. If you like my book, tell your friends and encourage them to buy my book and if you didn't like it then tell them you did and encourage them to buy it anyway; after all, why should you be the only one to buy a book you don't like? However, I believe you'll love it as much as everyone else has, and besides, it has my Exclusive No Money Back Guarantee! Just check out some of my reviews.

Please come back to visit us often. You may call or e-mail me if you have any questions or comments.

Your eternal friend,

Richard
rgrayson@hayville.com